97817827956819781782795674 Lights! Camera! Dissatisfaction... from Roundfire Books
Lights! Camera! Dissatisfaction...

Lights! Camera! Dissatisfaction...

Alice Kumplunkem can't catch a break - all she wanted was to be a movie star, but life had other plans.

Lights! Camera! Dissatisfaction...

Alice Kumplunkem can't catch a break - all she wanted was to be a movie star, but life had other plans.

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Aug 29, 2014
978-1-78279-567-4

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Aug 29, 2014
978-1-78279-568-1

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Fiction (general), Humorous (general)

Synopsis

A story about Alice Kumplunkem. She's overweight, has a bad haircut, and a plus-sized chest. Still, she wants to be a movie star. Eventually she's willing to just settle for one spoken line in a movie. In her quest, and through her determination, things only go from bad to worse. Her agent sends her to New York, for a bit part on a soap opera. Though Alice blows it badly, a meltdown in the ladies loo leads to work as a head writer on a rival television soap...and then her troubles really begin...

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