First Lady Escapes, The

First Lady Escapes, The

The First Lady of the United States has grown to loathe her lying, cheating husband. When he wants her to help him get reelected, she secretly flees the White House to seek a life of her own.

First Lady Escapes, The

The First Lady of the United States has grown to loathe her lying, cheating husband. When he wants her to help him get reelected, she secretly flees the White House to seek a life of her own.

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Oct 1, 2018
978-1-78904-208-5

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Oct 1, 2018
978-1-78904-209-2

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Absurdist, Humorous (general), Satire

Synopsis

President Rex Funck is a loutish, lying old bully whose affairs have deeply hurt his stunning wife Natalia, a former model from Slovakia. Now he wants to get her pregnant so voters will see him as a macho stud and re-elect him in a landslide. Natalia despises Funck too much to go through with it. With the help of Angel, her gay Mexican hairdresser and BFF, she secretly flees the White House. To take her place they leave Moon, a ballsy trans woman who impersonates FLOTUS at a Miami drag-queen show. Natalia’s suspenseful escape becomes a personal journey of self-awareness with unexpected twists and outrageous characters. Meanwhile, when the truth comes out about Moon at the White House, all hell breaks loose. In The First Lady Escapes: FLOTUS Flees the White House, Natalia proves herself a true American hero by saving her beloved adopted country from getting Funcked.

'A rippingly funny and surreal lampoon, the comic relief we so desperately need from the twisted absurdity of our current political horrors. It will leave you gasping with laughter and Trumpetized all at the same time.'

'I can’t stop laughing! I’m buying a hundred copies to pass out at the next Women’s March!'

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